Post by dcsmmi on Feb 22, 2007 19:51:50 GMT -5
An oldie but a goodie....
Arena: place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
Bit: means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the
sensitive tissues of the mouth
Bucking: counter-irritant
Crossties: gymnastic apparatus
Fence: barrier that protects good grazing
Grain: sole virtue of domestication
Hitching rail: means by which to test one's strength
Horse trailer: mobile cave bear den
Hotwalker: the lesser of two evils
Jump: opportunity for self expression
Latch: a type of puzzle
Longeing: procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
Owner: human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
Rider: owner overstepping it's bounds
Farrier: disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without
compromising food supply
Trainer: owner with mob connections
Vet: flightless albino vulture
Arena: place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
Bit: means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the
sensitive tissues of the mouth
Bucking: counter-irritant
Crossties: gymnastic apparatus
Fence: barrier that protects good grazing
Grain: sole virtue of domestication
Hitching rail: means by which to test one's strength
Horse trailer: mobile cave bear den
Hotwalker: the lesser of two evils
Jump: opportunity for self expression
Latch: a type of puzzle
Longeing: procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
Owner: human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
Rider: owner overstepping it's bounds
Farrier: disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without
compromising food supply
Trainer: owner with mob connections
Vet: flightless albino vulture
