Post by swissgrl on Aug 2, 2007 11:05:53 GMT -5
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds
And when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
The donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the d**n phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
d**n women drivers!!
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds
And when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
The donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the d**n phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
d**n women drivers!!
