Post by angelinmydreams on Jan 25, 2008 14:58:01 GMT -5
> MONTANA COP
>
> Two men were driving through Montana when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window, and WHACK, the cop
> smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
>
> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>
> "You're in Montana son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Montana, you better have your license ready, by the time we get to your car."
>
> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
>
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean, and gives the guy his license back.
>
> The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
>
> The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
>
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>
> "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road, you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish he'd would've tried that sh*t with me!"
>
> Two men were driving through Montana when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window, and WHACK, the cop
> smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
>
> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>
> "You're in Montana son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Montana, you better have your license ready, by the time we get to your car."
>
> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
>
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean, and gives the guy his license back.
>
> The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
>
> The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
>
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>
> "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road, you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish he'd would've tried that sh*t with me!"