Post by swissgrl on Apr 8, 2008 7:25:35 GMT -5
If Horses Were in High School
Quarter Horses:
Definitely jocks Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing
off their butts...definitely jocks.
Thoroughbreds:
Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks' Monogrammed blankets,
leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack.
They are the "new money" rich.
Appaloosas:
Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch
their spots move.
Arabians:
RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .TEAM!
(need I say more?)
Shetland Ponies:
Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the
rainbow .... Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
Friesians:
Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs
hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in
the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
Morgans:
They're the nerdy
teacher's pets, running around doing
everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting
out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
Drafts (all breeds):
No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back
of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh).
Who's going to STOP them?
Icelandics and Paso Finos:
They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance
trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear
Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be rip off
WeathaBeetas? )
Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!):
Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
Hackney Ponies:
A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching
along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to
the bathroom.
Warmbloods:
Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money
preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier
water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on
everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris
and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce
Meadows has become?
Quarter Horses:
Definitely jocks Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing
off their butts...definitely jocks.
Thoroughbreds:
Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks' Monogrammed blankets,
leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack.
They are the "new money" rich.
Appaloosas:
Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch
their spots move.
Arabians:
RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .TEAM!
(need I say more?)
Shetland Ponies:
Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the
rainbow .... Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
Friesians:
Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs
hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in
the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
Morgans:
They're the nerdy
teacher's pets, running around doing
everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting
out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
Drafts (all breeds):
No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back
of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh).
Who's going to STOP them?
Icelandics and Paso Finos:
They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance
trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear
Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be rip off
WeathaBeetas? )
Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!):
Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
Hackney Ponies:
A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching
along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to
the bathroom.
Warmbloods:
Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money
preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier
water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on
everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris
and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce
Meadows has become?
